Real Models for Douches (Sorry but seriously)

Hi coming to you live with scams across America we have here today with Cantakerous Cadma with a message for you....


Hello
This is Frank from Ford Model Agency. I am a freelance agent looking for talented individuals to work with me on a new project with Power Trust Xpress (Dealing with all type of Bikes), i happened to be the project personnel and resource manager heading the recruitment of models for this project,I found your profile fascinating, your profile is good,nice ,flexibility, posture and looks good. We 're happy to invite shooting you to the shooting. We are doing the company's magazine cover for Power Trust Xpress and i need pictures of good looking people,beautiful women and gentlemen to pose with exotic Bike.Its promises to be fun,exposed and pays good OK.We touring all 50 states for shooting and that means you don't have to travel out of your hood just to part take in this because Ford Model Agency is coming right to you. Interested applicants willing to know more and also part take should SEND AN EMAIL TO the official email SHOWING INTEREST AND
more details will be sent to you about this.
Best Regards...
Frank Lars
Ford Model Agency
111 Fifth Avenue,9th Floor
New York
NY
10001
Official Email: talentsgallery@yahoo.com
http://www.myspace.com/frankmodelagent
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First of all if someone did think they were a part of Ford Models, why would they send me a myspace page with a large amount of grammatical errors. I hate when I see "Good Opportunities" made up of glitter. That magazine does not exist, this is not the first time I have seen this. I receive offers that are from pervs or from scam artists. Wow people really have nothing else better to do with thier time. Now I am still working up the ladder and I am more than willing to be helpful to models aspiring so it is good to keep each other posted on the B.S. that is going around. So look out for junk like this and always research everything, make sure all is legit especially when it comes from an unknown source. I have had my email address found and this stuff sent to me.

Laters Everyone,
And welcome commenters I had no idea anyone was reading this at all.

Be safe!
Toodles like Noodles
Caddie

Lipstick Jungle

So today I was filming for the second season. It was full of a lot of fun and I met so many people: Stephanie, Tasha, Katrina, Mike, Joe, and some dude who borrowed my charger for his phone.

For those who dont know:
and I quote:
Lipstick Jungle is an American TV comedy-drama created by DeAnn Heline and Eileen Heisler for NBC Universal Television Studio. The hour-long series is based on the best-selling novel of the same name by Candace Bushnell, who also serves as executive producer alongside showrunner Oliver Goldstick.[1] The pilot was directed by Gary Winick.[2]
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Based on the best-selling book by Candace Bushnell (Sex and the City), this enticing new comedy-drama follows three high-powered friends as they weather the ups and downs of lives lived at the top of their game. Nico, editor-in-chief of a hot fashion magazine, has her eye on becoming CEO. Movie exec Wendy does everything she can to balance career and family. And free-spirited designer Victory longs to make her dreams come true, and maybe find Mr. Right along the way. Armed with humor and strength, these three modern New York women support one another through the triumphs and tears that are all part of making it big in The Big Apple.
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Cast
Brooke Shields – Wendy Healy
Kim Raver – Nico Reilly
Lindsay Price – Victory Ford
Paul Blackthorne – Shane Healy
David Alan Basche – Mike Harness
Julian Sands – Charles Lund
David Norona – Selden Rose
Robert Buckley – Kirby Atwood
Andrew McCarthy - Joe Bennett
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So it was cool to be up close to them see them work. I asked for no autographs, its very unprofessional. But it was a lot of fun to work on the set. Took all day but it was still fantastic to be apart of anyways. Well I am just plain exhausted from 12 hours of shooting, GN everyone!

competetive possibly???

Picture it:
Dusk inching across the sky slowly, but not slow enough to not forget the Sun was there. The wind racing across every line and through every pore of my body. The torpid volunteer workout for my legs to keep on pedaling. Clouds covering vast areas below. Riding across the melliflous pavement. Feeling invicible, but still staying wary. And like a wounded augury flying my way like demons from the sky I see Blue!.....Blue!!! wtf?!??!!?

A standing biker with blue shorts....short short shorts cuts in front of me. Normally I would not have cared but I care less for seeing someone's ass. Take this literally...blue shorts so high I almost saw everything. My boyfriend has a great ass I dont need his or his balls swinging in front of me. So naturally as reaction I sped up anc cut in front of him. We did this back and forth until I got caught between traffic and we started racing. I lost the bastard cause a car almost hit me...I look for this evil ass in the air biker....for now on!!!!

Maybe I have Biker Rage or maybe I am competitive but wth wth man....wear some real shorts tight sure...flappy NO JUST A BIG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. People man friggin' people!

Auditions

I finally have some good auditions coming up. They went through a few and picked me and a few lucky others. Hopefully all goes well. One modeling, one acting. **muahz** for me and lets reach for the stars. I will keep you posted. Well besides wishing me luck, pray for the best talent I got a long way to go.

Reckless

Reckless comets fall from blue
As I felt my choler rise
I leaned back and remembered you
Like a sweet potable to the average gastronome
I found myself for once to be home
No longer the forloned from misfortune
I feel dizzy and very much light hearted
Vim to the brim and dolent as can be
Rosed in my cheeks when you look at me
The cynosure of my world
The bump to my beat
Numious to my eyes
You leave me prescient to hopeful happenings
For the first forever love
Authentic
Incipient
Jovial
With melliflous vocals to lead me to the land of nod
My unnatural submissive behavior leaves me caught
Reciprocating what is new
And to think I found it so easily
When I found you

Drive

Besides my last well fitted tirade, I have not blogged in a very long time. I am changing work locations due to lack of responsiblity of being a real adult (My boss). Her rebarabtive work ethics are what I would call plain Stupid. She likes keeping callow workers so she can pick on them. Yells at workers who do their job. Does not like to perform her role as a store manager. Plays favoritism on a high level of gaming that the urge to punch her is very strong. Considering she enjoys stealing from the company like a game of basketball I pray for her downfall. However her lack of intelligence is very rebarbative. I will be receiving higher pay as well.

I also received another opportunity to be on Law & Order. The filming was fun for one side of me and the other side of me had to listen to the tirade of a very emotional man. The show has been seen already and you can not see me but I was paid, I was there...it counts!

Besides that I have been modeling here and there and do very random things. I am so all over the place I am not sure where the wind has taken me this time. The only thing sure is I have the true support of my boyfriend and my 2 sisters for life!

Toodles like noodles
Caddie